Overheard in my awful dance rehearsal.
J - intelligent, witty, beeyootiful, indie guy- "If you ate curved sausages would they taste like bananas?"
S - black wearing, gorgeous, huggable, acidic girl- " No, they'd just taste curvy."
THAT HAS BEEN QUITE LITERALLY THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY DAY SO FAR.
I don't want to talk about it. I'm knitting a sock. My first whole sock. In Green. With a tiny cable, being cabled with out a cable needle. And I can do millenery.
Rob please come do your knight in shining armour bit and rescue me!